Characters in Star Conquest are kept up-to-date via holovision broadcasts from the Intersector News Network, or ISNN, as well as headlines from their news aggregators.
22 August 2326 Headline -- Fringe: Confusion and Dismay When Area Man's Feedbag Mistakenly Filled with Videotape [UPN]
21 August 2326 Headline -- AEU: Our Armchair Analysts Rate Tonight's Alien Invasion "Five Yikes Out of Yikes" [VET]
20 August 2326 Headline -- EAOS: Repurpose Occupation-Era Outsider-Mandated Rations into an Utterly Palatable Outsider Ration Consommé Using This Formula by Culinary Scientist Alton Ramsay! [ESR]
19 August 2326 Headline -- Sports: Olympic Team Competitive Knife-Dropping All-Star Mark Mark-Thompson on Recent Career-Ending Foot Injury via Dropped Knife: "I Never Thought It Could Happen To Me" [EFX]
19 August 2326 Headline -- Tabloid: Boost Your Attractiveness and Confidence with the Groundbreaking New Product That Doctors Are Calling Tit Jelly [TTT]
17 August 2326 Headline -- Mutuality: What Could the "Infinite Buffet" Speech at "Shearwater" Protectorate Mean? [DFP]
17 August 2326 Headline -- Sports: Brilliantly Wealthy Investor and Polyhedra Consultant in Training Beb Terts Challenges Unreg Owner of Allied Starships to Duel!! [USN]
17 August 2326 Headline -- Fringe: Big Walter's Wrestling Cafe Offers Free Forty Pound Mega Sundae If You Can Finish It in Five Minutes and then Defeat Walter in Single Combat [UPN]
16 August 2326 Headline -- Mutuality: Who Is Emperor Teddy of the One-Man Holy Interstellar Empire of Teddy? His Friends Once Knew Him as Ted Manfred, Who Had to Flee Mutuality Space After Opening a Combination Sauna and Computer Repair Shop [DFP]
14 August 2326 Headline -- Mutuality: Labor Unions Protest Closure of Space Station “Shearwater” Flight Deck: “Good People Are At Half Pay Because We Gotta Coddle These Regs” [DFP]
10 August 2326 Headline -- Economy: Japanese Towel Factory Receives Sudden Investment of Chocolate Fountain and Sixty-Nine Slot Machines [LCR]
9 August 2326 Headline -- Economy: Brilliant Multi-Trillionaire Beb Terts Declares Intention to Outsource All Decisions to Belt Pouch of Polyhedral Dice and Twenty Assorted Magnetic Refrigerator Poetry Souvenir Expansion Sets [NAO]
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