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Interalliance

   Church of the Holy Subjugation Announces Aria VII Pilgrimage Plans [10 July 2325] (DNA)

AEU

   Erven Group Reports Attacks by Unidentified Outsider Vessels During Routine Debris Extraction Operation [ 2 July 2325] (EXN)

EAOS

   Culinary Scientist Alton Ramsay Publishes New Paper Finally Explaining Why Stale Soft Cookies Get Harder But Stale Hard Cookies Get Softer [19 May 2325] (ESR)

Fringe

   Meet the Mind Behind the Kobolds of Petare: "We're Simple Men and Women of Modern Chivalry" [14 July 2325] (PFP)

League

   Man Who Set Fire to Valuable Contents of Wood Stove Claims He Was Told to Do So by His Very Cold Wife [15 July 2325] (ENN)

Mutuality

   'Macaria, Age 21' Writes In: "Councilman Frolov, My Station Yearns For Freedom, Please Send RX-0078 Jousters" [11 July 2325] (DFP)

Economy

   Stocks Plummet Across League, AEU, Fringe Markets in Worst Day Seen in Fifteen Years [14 July 2325] (DNA)

Sports

   Unreg Brownstein Snatches VesGP's First Place for Antai in Their First Official Race Since 2320 HypAc Season [30 March 2325] (USN)

Entertainment

   Holovision Psychologist Dr. Fred Encourages Stressed Pilots to Ignore Bad Feelings and Distract Themselves with Alcohol [12 July 2325] (DNA)

Tabloid

   Survey Shows 87.3% of People Misunderstand Trolley Problem [10 July 2325] (TTT)

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