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Interalliance

   AEU and League Conclude Diplomatic Summit with Signing of New Non-Aggression Pact [29 March 2319] (ISN)

AEU

   Pilot Constantine Stone Finishes Payment of Voluntary Reparations For His Part in New Phoenix Starship Crash Tragedy [ 1 November 2318] (NEN)

EAOS

   Torus Xenology Center Introduces Aftermarket System of Internal Sensors to Provide Smart Crew Manifest; Assures Prospective Users that Crew Data is Non-Specific About Location and Nature of Current Activity [25 March 2319] (ESR)

Fringe

   Area Pilot with Access to One Hundred Twenty-Two Other Pilots' Ships Gracefully Accepts Praise for Granting Access to One of Her Own Ships [19 April 2319] (CPC)

League

   Weaver Administration Has 'No Current Plans' To Allow Further Migration To Mutuality [13 January 2319] (LCR)

Mutuality

   A Battered and Bloody Edouard Gagnon (Except For Five Teeth Which Are Quite Missing) Returns Home Clutching Schematics to Triumphant Fanfare, Complimentary Poutine, Complimentary Cardiovascular Union Benefits [ 3 November 2318] (DFP)

Economy

   Salsa Futures Up 12% After Area Man "Overjoyed" to Find His Pants Filled with Limited-Edition Festive Salsa [26 December 2318] (DNA)

Sports

   Captain Goodboy Shatters Glass Ceiling, Allowed to Enter Competitive Tea-Drinking Championship [14 July 2318] (USN)

Entertainment

   The Lost Colonies: Dr. Mizushima Applies for Permit Extension to Investigate Antispinward Unaffiliated Peoples [ 7 November 2318] (TPR)

Tabloid

   MONSTROUS FUNGUS DRAGON COLLAPSES AFTER CONSUMING CUPCAKE FACTORY; BYSTANDER REMARKS, "'TWAS GLUTEN KILLED THE YEAST" [19 January 2319] (TBX)

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