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Interalliance

   Not Just a Trade Cycles Card Anymore: Torus Xenology Center Begins Offering Modular Extra Battery Upgrade for Fast, Foolproof, Single Use Recharge, Available to All Alliances [12 May 2319] (ISN)

AEU

   Who Was the Bavarian Bomber? Who Were His Victims? Details Inside! [23 May 2319] (OTI)

EAOS

   Torus Xenology Center Introduces Aftermarket System of Internal Sensors to Provide Smart Crew Manifest; Assures Prospective Users that Crew Data is Non-Specific About Location and Nature of Current Activity [25 March 2319] (ESR)

Fringe

   In Desperate Bid for Reinstatement, Suspended Pilot Hank Marvelstine Clumsily Attempts to Enlist Media in Scheme to Unseat Liaison Giddeon Graves [ 2 June 2319] (CPC)

League

   Retired Civilian Pilot Seen Joining Seminary; Declines Comment [23 May 2319] (NAO)

Mutuality

   A Battered and Bloody Edouard Gagnon (Except For Five Teeth Which Are Quite Missing) Returns Home Clutching Schematics to Triumphant Fanfare, Complimentary Poutine, Complimentary Cardiovascular Union Benefits [ 3 November 2318] (DFP)

Economy

   Select Canned Goods Suppliers to Offer Bulk Supplies Following Market Research Indicating Some Demand Among Civilian Pilots [14 May 2319] (VAR)

Sports

   Captain Goodboy Shatters Glass Ceiling, Allowed to Enter Competitive Tea-Drinking Championship [14 July 2318] (USN)

Entertainment

   Annual Fashion Fair Continues Tour of Capital Worlds -- Wealthy Customers Can Purchase 2319 Fashion Fair Tokens Outside The ChetuMall Right Now! [ 2 May 2319] (TPR)

Tabloid

   MONSTROUS FUNGUS DRAGON COLLAPSES AFTER CONSUMING CUPCAKE FACTORY; BYSTANDER REMARKS, "'TWAS GLUTEN KILLED THE YEAST" [19 January 2319] (TBX)

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